NHS Award: The NBA’s Hottest Spouse award.

Sorry if you thought this was a National Honor Society award. This is a much bigger award; an award based on prestige, eloquence, and above all… hotness.

This… is the NBA’s hottest spouse award. We have five bodacious beauties and only one can be crowned as this year’s hottest spouse of the NBA. Character traits like responsibility and kindness will not factor into the proceedings whatsoever. The judging will be based on the following two categories and the ladies will be ranked from 5 to 1. Let the games begin.

Note:This is not a personality contest, it is an award based on physical appearance only. This is a shallow contest and for that I do not apologize. The award will be given based on the following criteria.

Hotness: This is a superficial beauty pageant first and foremost; based on attractiveness. These women are all hot. This is a fact. Some might be a hundredth of a decimal hotter than others though and this is where we can decipher our queen.

Sexiness: Sexiness is not the same as hotness. Some people have that sexy look down, like a Megan Fox. Some are more aligned on the cute side like a Kirsten Dunst. The best way to tell if she is legitimately sexy is to ask yourself this question: Would you leave your girl for her if presented the opportunity?

There were amazingly attractive females that did not make the cut and for this I owe my most sincere apology. Note:The fact that Eva Longoria was left off this list was a complete shame. She came out for tryouts, gave 110%, but in the end, her jump shot just wasn’t falling tonight. The following females made the cut. Congrats to our NHS class of 2010.

5. Vanessa Bryant:

Yes, this is the woman that Kobe “What was I thinking” Bryant cheated on. This smoking hot mama was not good enough for him evidently. The ring he gave her after the scandal, however, was good enough for her and apparently healed all wounds. Kobe, you should be ashamed of yourself. I mean my gawd, look at her.

4. Brandi Garnett

The most underrated spouse by far. Not many know about this beauty, Kevin Garnett’s wife. She deserves more cred, as she is a hottie.

3. Hope Dworaczyk – Alright I admit it. I cheated. Hope is not a wife, but a mere girlfriend who is rumored to be pregnant with an NBA star’s baby. That star is Jason Kidd. His ex wife was hot, but this new girl makes the ex look like Miguel Cotto after the Pacquio fight. How does J Kidd do it? He even has a couple of kids and he keeps bringing in these tens. His best NBA skill is his passing so i guess it is only appropriate that the dimes are finally catching up with him. Rumor has it that these two have split, but honestly who cares.

2. Adriana Lima – You might know that this is one of the most famous supermodels alive. What you probably didn’t know is that she is married to an NBA player. You might ask yourself: Who in the NBA is married to this exotic woman and why haven’t I heard about it? The answer is Marko Jaric and you haven’t heard much because he is a scrub. You probably still are asking yourself, Who??? Yes it is true, Marko Jaric, a player under contract with the Grizzlies who doesn’t play anymore, is married to the queen of all supermodels worldwide. Its not about what you are remembered for, Marko, it’s that you are remembered.

1. Aleka Kamila - This Greek goddess is on another level. I am actually convinced she is not a real person, but a robot, an alien, someone who is just too hot for her own good. She was probably genetically engineered in some lab somewhere. The sharp shooting Peja Stojakovic is locked up with this amazing physical specimen and I now have an entire new level of respect for him. Well done, Peja. I present to you, Queen NHS 2010: Aleka Kamila

Sorry for those who didn’t make this years cut. It was quite a tough crop to choose from. The following three women are the honorable mentions. Ladies please come to tryouts next year for NHS 2010 and bring your A game. And if i missed somebody you thought was deserving to be on this year’s squad, please be sure to let me know.

Eva Longoria Parker- I’m still angry I had to leave her out.

Joumana – Jason Kidd’s ex wife.

Elsa Benitiez – The retired Rony Seikaly’s wife. Yes, I said Rony Seikaly. She isn’t eligible but she deserves to be seen.

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